Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Rest of the Story

John, I think I'm going to write another book about how horrible my life is and how my Internet friends have helped me get through it.

Okay Elizabeth, but don't make me sound like a jerk. You know, hooking up with that blond babe was not my idea...and I have gone with you to all your doctor appointments and fed the kids when you didn't feel like it.

Yeah, and at the end of my book I want to mention my new store I'm opening all by myself with no help from you. I hope lots of people are eager to read it!

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